Ma Jun: Former renowned football commentator | Ex-teacher at New Oriental and former reporter for Phoenix TV | Champion of the 2nd "Wang Zha" National Stand-up Comedy Competition | Runner-up in the variety show "Open Mic Overall Champion" | Probably the current stand-up comedian with the roundest face (?) | A decade-long professional writer | Regular host of the podcast "No Joke"
This time, he's coming to Australia with full sincerity, bringing his two specials, Life is Short, No Time for Bullsht* and Drink 'Til You Drop! Get double the happiness with both specials for just $40!
About Life is Short, No Time for Bullsht:*
Offstage, Ma Jun is a tech employee and longtime football fan who watches and plays football. Onstage, he's a stand-up comedian and "off-pitch advisor" who loves and talks about the game. With his unique perspective and vivid impersonations, Ma Jun recreates his observations, delivering performances that hit the audience's funny bone directly. Through his casual chats and stories, this (possibly) China's first football-themed stand-up comedy special was born.
While it's themed around football, as you know, in certain contexts, "Chinese football" is often unofficially categorized under "comedy."
If you love football, you're welcome to come and share the thoughts, curiosities, and amusing stories of a "veteran fan" about commentators, fan culture, cheerleaders, and more. If you "hate" football, you're welcome to come and observe the emotions and perspectives of a "veteran fan" enduring the dramatic ups and (mostly) downs of Chinese football. If you feel neither love nor hate for football, don't watch it, and don't understand it—no problem! Judging by the most direct feeling stand-up comedy gives the audience—"being funny"—whether you watch football or not, understand it or not, Life is Short, No Time for Bullsht* is absolutely a hilarious and highly-praised stand-up comedy special.
Life is short, so why stress? Better come listen to some stand-up.
About Drink 'Til You Drop:
Drink 'Til You Drop is Ma Jun's second special created since he started performing stand-up comedy. It tells the story of a man in his 30s (from the post-80s generation), how he struggles with the world, and how he eventually makes peace with it. It's quite entertaining. Ma Jun believes everyone can relate to his experiences and is confident he can bring you joy.
Compared to his previous special, this one has a bit more food for thought and a stronger aftertaste. It's a special with a hint of that jiangxiang aroma—so sit back and enjoy!
马军：原著名足球解说员 | 前新东方教师、“凤凰卫视”记者 | 第二届“王炸”全国脱口秀大赛冠军 | 综艺“开放麦总冠军”亚军 | 目前脸最大的脱口秀演员（?）| 十年职业文字工作者 | 播客“不开玩笑”常驻主播
这次他诚意满满带着自己的两个专场《人生短短急个球》和《不醉不罢休》来澳洲啦！
$40买断两个专场的快乐！
关于《人生短短急个球》
台下马军是看足球、踢足球的大厂员工兼老牌球迷，台上他是爱足球、聊足球的脱口秀演员兼“场外指导”。马军以他清奇的观察角度、生动的模仿呈现还原了所见所闻，表演直击观众笑点。侃着聊着也就有了，这个（也许是）中国第一个足球主题的单口喜剧专场。
虽然说是足球主题，但诸位也知道在某种语境下“中国足球”也被默认划在了“喜剧”的范畴。
如果你爱足球，欢迎你来分享一个“老球迷”关于讲解员、球迷文化、啦啦队的种种或不解，或困惑的想法和趣事。如果你“恨”足球，欢迎你来旁观一个“老球迷”守望中国足球跌宕起伏伏伏伏伏伏伏伏的情感和看法。如果你对足球不爱也不恨，不看球也不懂球，没有关系！从单口喜剧给观众最直观的感觉——“好笑”上来讲，不管你看不看球，懂不懂球，《人生短短急个球》也绝对是个令人捧腹、备受好评的单口喜剧专场。
人生短短、急个球。不如来听脱口秀。
关于《不醉不罢休》
《不醉不罢休》是马军从事脱口秀表演以来创作的第二个专场，讲的是这么一个30多岁的80后，是怎么跟这个世界拧巴，又如何和解的。挺好玩的，马军相信大家能够跟他有共鸣，也相信能给大家快乐。
跟上一个专场比起来，思考多了一点，后劲儿大了一点。这是一个有点酱香味的专场，大家放心饮用~