What’s happening to me?
I’ve gone from rational to irrational, from pristine to vulvarine, from frigid to feral.
And I don’t know who or what to blame.
I thought I’d mature like a fine wine, so why am I becoming a very dry martini?
I knew climate change was bad, but how did it get into my bits and bobs?
Does my body need a total fire ban?
Is it all the pressure? The cost of living? The cost of speaking? The cost of laser hair removal?
Being human comes at a huge price and that hurts, especially for a cheapskate like me.
If I don’t get answers soon, I’m going to start looking up mushroom recipes.
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