You probably already know me from reading the news. In 2018, I dressed up as a sewing needle and hid inside a strawberry.  

There should be a French word for the moment you realize a bald dude actually has a ponytail. 

I'm so used to failure that success represents an existential threat.  

Welcome to the failure laboratory.  

  

  

"His mind works like no other” ★★★★★ – Chortle (UK) 

  

“Chaotic, weird, and utterly brilliant” – The Scoop  

  

“Genius and insanity... a truly brilliant writer” ★★★★ – The Scotsman (UK)  

  

"Book yesterday” ★★★★ – The Age 

  

Winner – Best of the Fest, 2025 Sydney Comedy Festival  

Winner – Director’s Choice Award, 2025 Melbourne International Comedy Festival  

  

  

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