Starting at age 4 Elliot McLaren bit half his tongue out of his mouth, three and a half hours out at sea...
since then, he's been snapped, cracked, impaled, dislocated, branded, stabbed, poisoned, butterflied, sawn, fractured, cut, burned and one time at the shops a Toyota starlet parked on top on his legs...
A medical journal did an article on him because he managed to get cellulitis twice in the same ankle and had been to hospital every year for over a decade. They stated "Upon looking over Mr. McLaren's file we have concluded that he appears to be almost void of all self-preservation and his behaviour is reckless to the point of being a danger to not only himself but others as well.
When asked to provide a statement Mr McLaren just said "Buy a ticket and I'll tell you what happened" then repeatedly asked if anyone had a type c charger.