The laughs are guaranteed* at this comedy event. If you want laughs, and you need them to be guaranteed* then you have found the right show.    

Imagine a show where there were no laughs (and no guaranteed* laughs). It would be horrible and you would feel disappointed. 

Now imagine a show where there were laughs (and they were guaranteed*). That show would be a paradise. Heaven on Earth.  

Testimonials: 

- "I went to this comedy event and there were laughs. The only thing is they were all from..." - Wendi Dench 

- "This comedy event promised guaranteed laughs, and it technically delivered, however..." - Johnny Glover 

If you want guaranteed* laughs then all you have to do is come to show.