Due to overwhelming demand from my roommate to "go outside", I'm bringing a live hour of sketch comedy to the stage.

Get ready for:

- impeccably written sketch comedy
- attempted telekinesis
- powerpoint presentations (yes, with transitions)
- bad self tapes
- fake infomercials
- keyboard shortcuts
- audience participation (shh, shhhh...don't be afraid).

If you're interested in ANY of these, come to this show. If you're not, DON'T COME. You'll HATE IT, you'll really, uh...yeah, you won't like it.

And can I just say what a wonderful time I'm having writing this blurb about myself.